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jake

jake is leng. jake is a fittie. jake is a hottie
holy shit have you seen jake?”
“no, why?”
“because he’s so leng!”
by lucyt123 December 26, 2022
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Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
Jake the Ape shit out my window.
by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014
mugGet the Jake the Apemug.

Jake Paul

Me: Hey Dad your my bitch

Jake Paul: You're a mistake
by mc daders September 13, 2020
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Jake

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
omg jake is making that girl blush
by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person
Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.
by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019
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Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward
Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..
by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016
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Jake O'Hara

The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.
Jake O'Hara is my boy bestie and soooo hot.
by MouseGamr April 7, 2020
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