Jake Paul

A complete brainlet who has amassed an army of over 15 million horny tweens.

He also dresses and acts like a fucking degenerate.

Jake Paul insulted one of his own fans today, and no one is surprised

by Used tampon January 26, 2022

duck the jakes

Around common word for Ducking the laws!

Say bro I’m cooling in the cut tryna duck the jakes!

by Cino May 28, 2022

jake dodge

absolute fucking pussy

jake dodge is a bitch

by Jake dodge November 8, 2018

Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jake

He has a big nose

JAKE HAS A BIG "NOSE" BECAUSE HE IS JEWISH

by L4nc34L0t February 27, 2019

Jaking It

To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.

Your turn is taking forever. Stop Jaking it and get on with it already.

Jake's Jaking it again.

by Koochman April 14, 2025

Jake

Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.

First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!

by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020