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Hi-Brow Blumpkin

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.
by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010
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His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness
"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United
by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025
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Leave His legs crossed

To shoot a man while he’s running away
Jaquan said he would Leave His legs crossed
by YungSatana1300Chicago June 7, 2021
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hi :)

Who knew such a simple word and smiley face could turn me on so much
Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on

Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem
mugGet the hi :)mug.

dusts his donuts

When a dog brushes his feet on the grass or dirt after he defecates.
Bowzer always dusts his donuts after he poos.
by fyrwomn September 20, 2016
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Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.
Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.
by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019
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hi hi hiigigigihihihi

You’re probably my shit best friend on crack
G: hey

E: why the fuck is your username hi hi hiigigigihihihi
by Your mother and me 69 March 26, 2022
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