Drop and give me infinite

When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible

Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite

Fat boy: can’t :’(

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

The fucks I give

None. There are no fucks to give. Empty. The Great Depression was caused by this, the amount of fucks not given.

Bro, there is nothing in my wallet just like the fucks I give in this conversation .

by U maybe know me February 9, 2021

Your gonna give me your heart or give me your life

It's a metaphor but not sure what it means...

Before they shot him they said, "your gonna give me your heart or give me your life".

by One&OnlySouthModesto February 16, 2021

It’s giving dumb bitch

Basically when somebody is acting dumb so they are giving dumb bitch

Riley it’s giving dumb bitch.

by Sekaniiii February 23, 2021

No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.

Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.

by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021

I dont give a quarter of a fuck

When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.

Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"

by Quarter Fuck March 23, 2021

i’ll give you the sun

i’ll give you the sun is an amazing book representing lgbtq and it’s really underrated

person 1: oh what’s your favourite book?
person 2: i’ll give you the sun by jandy nelson!!

by itzmefionaa April 3, 2021