a full schofield

A full Schofield Philip Schofield

Doing a full Schofield is the act of stringing along your long time life parter, raising children together, only to turn around and admit the your a gay man/woman once they’re grown and move out.

Person1: Hey man, you heard the news about Jenny?

Person 2: Nah what news?

Person 1: She’s only gone a pulled a full Schofield on Mark!

Person 2: No! They’re been married 27 years!

Person 1: I know, shocking!

by splooshmasterflex February 8, 2020

Full Bassani

When a fireman turns off the lights in the bunk room, strips down to his knickers and takes a full on nap in the middle of the afternoon.

If at any point a fireman falls asleep in a recliner during the day, it’s considered a Half Bassani.

We’re out here washing the truck it the heat and Matt’s in there having himself a Full Bassani!!

by BigCatRescue July 21, 2023

Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Full-Circle Humor

When you make a joke with a punch line, and then you move onto a new subject. However, it will revolve right back to the same joke that was just made!

I was talking out my ass. Then later you will say something funny and you’ll say it was just my ass talking again. That was Full-Circle Humor

by ChristopherStepper April 26, 2025

full of pussy

full of women

I walked into the room and it was full of pussy.

by garfunkleee June 16, 2022