Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up

Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"

by KappaGee February 15, 2020

egg aisle

The place where eggs are stored in a grocery store.

Lexi: I need to go to the egg aisle.
Camden: The fuck is an egg aisle? You mean the Dairy Aisle?
Lexi: No, the egg aisle. Where they keep the eggs.

by v1rtuez January 2, 2018

detroit eggs

Run down and runny

"Hey could I get the Detroit eggs?"

by Mr Miso December 4, 2022

Egg Drop Soup

The after effects when someone pees and cums in your ass.

Josh was dropping some hot egg drop soup after last night.

by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018

egg

some things that cacksssssssssssssssssssssssss

hi egg

by was#1hh47 October 10, 2021

Jazz Eggs

A small Spodge of Spadge

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again

by judonostalgia December 4, 2023

Caressed the eggs

Caressing of the eggs is more than when you lightly whisk, it’s when you whisk the eggs so carefully and with love.

Richard caressed the eggs so lightly they made the perfect scrambled eggs.

by Smiffy2022 May 28, 2022