Can of Cunts

Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.

"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."

"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."

by Steepsy May 8, 2014

Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

Anything

Waddup guys i identify as Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

by BigDeekMans6969 March 12, 2021

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

Can

Jail

Our pals will be in the can for a year or two.

by Arminkshipper July 13, 2024

.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018