apple

A common, round fruit produced by the tree Malus Domestica, cultivated in temperate climates. from 9th c.

A tree growing such fruit, of the genus Malus; the apple tree.

by Tika Wappa December 25, 2021

Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!

Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022

Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of apple for, how can you not know you fucking dumbass.

"Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"

"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."

by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020

apple

someone really fucking gay

That kid is so fucking apple bro, I mean look at his outfit.

by sjsbdjdism June 14, 2019

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 13, 2023

Apple

EATING THIS FRUIT MAKES YOU 10x THE STRENGTH YOU ARE AND YOU ASCEND GOD THIS MOTHEFUCKER WILL KILL A MAN INDIRECTLY FOR YOU AND SHIT IN THEIR HEAD

FUCK YEAH DUDE I EAT APPLES ALL DAY EVERY DAY

by Konkim May 1, 2018

Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless

The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks

by ElliottLava November 12, 2025