American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..
by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024
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I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
by Byvargon October 30, 2023
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American accent

sounds so bad it makes you want to chop your ears off
American accents are like english if it was an inbred baby with downs syndrome. 99% of american accents make you want to kill yourself the second they open their mouth.
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American Eulogy

A song by Green Day on the album 21st Century Breakdown. This is the best song ever and if you tell me otherwise, Bill Gates will be found in your walls
Sing us a song of the century, songs like American Eulogy.
by worldfamousdish June 04, 2024
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American bitch

An American that acts like a bitch by being selfish, and cruel to people.
Any American that’s verbally be cruel to people is an American bitch.
by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024
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american snowblower

When a guy fucks her in the ass and does a line of coke off her back, then after he finishes she does a line of coke off his dick
"man that party was so wild i gave Stacy an American Snowblower last night"

"Daaaaamn dude"
by TheFeralKing November 27, 2016
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American Treaty

A worthless treaty, typically worth less than the paper it is printed on. A treaty which almost certainly will be broken.
I am not signing this agreement with you, it's an American Treaty.
by Tom4P February 14, 2025
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