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Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.
What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon
by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017
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(male)Ryan is a guy who can be a real sweetheart, he’s outrageously funny, and he’ll make you laugh even when something has gone seriously wrong. Ryan is usually the type of person that will prank you, about something serious. He could possibly bail on you for other things that he may think are more important. But, if he truly likes you, he will take his chances. A Ryan makes a really good boyfriend, who you will learn to trust, and it’ll take some time for him to really learn who you are, but he makes an amazing boyfriend.
“Did you hear that girl went out with Ryan?”
“I had a wonderful Fortnite match with you Ryan”
by DunderMifflin1251 July 9, 2018
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a boy who is disliked for being and asshole.
He can sometimes appear smart but once you get to know him he is really a small eyed stupid dog.
"ugh ryan cant do anything right. Alycia you know he's a little slow give him time."
by stupiddog666 October 29, 2018
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Ryan is a bsf their she is always must and her hair is always f*cked up she smell horrible she looks like a dog like !roof roof!

Person 1:she so ugly and musty
Person 2: her name must be Ryan
Ryan is very ugly
by SwayGodess June 10, 2019
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Seen from typical eyes as a yellow Enderman from the once-popular game; Minecraft, this entity fulfils the one stereotype for being Chinese; having no eyes. According to himself, he coined the name 'Vladdy Daddy'. Unfortunately, unlike his height, his Schlange is not so Lange...
"Ryan, you're gay."
"Fuck off."
by HammyShoe July 13, 2024
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A 12 year old who has a smaller dick than my sister
Ryan "your ego is big but your dick is tiny"
by mr_ehdbduedjdj August 24, 2017
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Ryan Matthew De Dios

the hottest and sexiest man ever created
but also is very bad at video games and can’t aim for shir
by BurnieHN May 14, 2021
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