who tf asked u

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

No u

The absolute reverse to anything anyone says ever. Also, the only known defense from the famous ur mom gay lol. Don't use it in front of kids as it can be really disturbing.

Fake friend: Damn you.
You: Bitch please
Fake friend: Stfu please
You: Yo ass fake asf
Fake friend: Ur mom gay lol
You: *smiles* *the pirates of the Caribbean theme song starts playing: No u
Fake friend: Dies in a terrible death caused by uncontrollable tears

by yo mama ugly March 29, 2021

nah u gmfu

(Nah U Got me fucked up)

what people say when there's no more Doritos left in the bag.

person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu

by valaruh April 1, 2021

u

U

U

by veryburntbutter April 12, 2021

u

u

u

by bensoofydude April 12, 2021

no u

takes any insalt and deflects it at an opponent with 10 times more power, almost unstoppable

dude1: go away

dude2: shut up you are mean
dude1: you bitch get outta here
dude2: nah i dont think i will
dude1: sorry calling you a bitch is an insalt to female dogs you are a pregenat naked molerat that got run over by a car then got half eaten by the baby inside your stomach,
dude2:( falls down on his knees) ahh.. with the last bit of power still in me... no u
dude1: (fading out of egsisance) noooooooooooo

by sandmonster95 April 13, 2021

are u even able

ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK
STFU

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"

by a pedophile123456 April 20, 2021