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zombiance

The atmosphere of a place when it is dead or boring.
The club was boring last night, we were not enjoying the zombiance.
by Dennis O'Reilly October 31, 2007
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Zombie

A person who accepts the status quo because of fear and/or lack of conviction. They generally only act out of anger and by then it's to late. They live without beliefs other than the following- Go to school, get a job, make money, buy lots of crap, die. Frequently encountered in the American school system and the suburbs.
Steve: Do you think we should be in Iraq? Do you feel the war is right or wrong?
John: Hey the new Hummer is only going to be 36K! and it comes in yellow!
Steve: Should we devote more federal funds to conduct stem cell research?
John: Did you see American Idol last night?
Steve: Shouldn't we report that death threat letter we found at school today?
John: Huh? Were you speaking to me?
Steve: Never mind. Your such a Zombie.
John: (Groans. Starts chewing on Steve)
by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005
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Zombie Lips

Vaginal lips that are so old, and unused that they look dead.
That bitch is so old she has zombie lips.
by louis16 March 27, 2011
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rob zombie

dude your like a rob zombie
by toeMas January 2, 2004
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Zombie Training

Zombie training consist of 5 -7 miles of running under 1 hour, strict diet, Random weight training (one should be able to do at least 335 push ups at a moments notice), learning to be a light sleeper, and can engage BEAST Mode as a last resort. It's extremely intense, but not as intense as 875 zombies running at you, and don't forget, they run at full speed all the time.
Gotta hit up the gym for an intense session of zombie training.
by Cat Daddy Supreme April 2, 2010
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zombie love

A love that you thought you buried, shanked, and killed, but it won't fucking die and resurrects at random moments in a horrible, gruesome way. Forever.
"I still love him, Renee! I thought I had forgotten about him forever ago, but it's zombie love!"
by marah08 October 8, 2011
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Zombie Cock Eater

A girl that has nothing else to do but feed on dick like shes a zombie for it
Dude, you sisters a total zombie cock eater for me
by colton slits November 12, 2009
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