A country composed of two mainlands and multiple island groups. Stereotypically, kiwis are racist, but that's not always the case, just like every kiwi caring about rugby or the America's Cup.
Person One: Are you excited for the trip to New Zealand?
Person Two: Yes, maybe we should vist the Waitangi Marae while we're there.
Person Two: Yes, maybe we should vist the Waitangi Marae while we're there.
by No Stereotypes Kiwi June 16, 2017
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person 1: “bro did you see jessica zevallos at school today”
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
by anonymous.shhhh July 31, 2020
Get the jessica zevallos mug.A term coined by Kiwis which refers to something average that nobody else in the world gives a fuck about except New Zealanders,.
It is used to make said thing sound more interesting and beloved than it actually is.
It is used to make said thing sound more interesting and beloved than it actually is.
Man 1: Have you been to that obscure attraction in the rural obscure town?
Man 2: Yeah! It’s world famous in New Zealand
Man 2: Yeah! It’s world famous in New Zealand
by anonymous March 27, 2021
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by indio007 December 19, 2018
Get the Zealotard mug.Land of beauty in the South Pacific next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ is shit, and lay lots of it on NZ because they don't really know anything about it. I hope they're not all like that as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn awesome.
Aussie: "NZ is crap"
2nd Aussie: "Oath."
Aussie: "No there's lots of Aussies who are with me on this one."
2nd Aussie: "Oath."
Aussie: "No there's lots of Aussies who are with me on this one."
by flightguy September 16, 2005
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Spenser Tunik is comming this week for a new Guiness record but I m afraid of going because I dont like zocalo girls rubbing their bodies on to me
by th00r March 8, 2010
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It has 3 Islands and is mistaken to be in Europe quite alot.
Where the Maori came from.
Where Fish'n'Chips, Pavlova, Buzzy Bee, Jandals and L&P comes from =
Aussies say we cant pronounce the letter 'I' We can so you fuckwits, we just have an accent. Cos to us, when you say 'six' It sounds like you say 'sex'
It has 3 Islands and is mistaken to be in Europe quite alot.
Where the Maori came from.
Where Fish'n'Chips, Pavlova, Buzzy Bee, Jandals and L&P comes from =
Aussies say we cant pronounce the letter 'I' We can so you fuckwits, we just have an accent. Cos to us, when you say 'six' It sounds like you say 'sex'
Aussie- "Hey bro! Look at me Im a maori all the way from New Zealand! Lets go get some fush and chups ow!"
Kiwi- "What the fuck mate? We dont talk like that..."
Aussie- "Sheep shagger!!!"
Kiwi- "Yeah, well when we're done we ship the lamb off to you kangaroo fuckers to eat"
Kiwi- "What the fuck mate? We dont talk like that..."
Aussie- "Sheep shagger!!!"
Kiwi- "Yeah, well when we're done we ship the lamb off to you kangaroo fuckers to eat"
by XXmacey96XX April 13, 2011
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