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Xbox Simp

Someone who stays in party with female/male after saying they're going or buys them stuff and helps them out and congratulates them
Hey bro you're being a Xbox simp
No I'm not dude I'm being nice
by BWAH BWAH BWAHHHHH May 7, 2020
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Xbox Fangirl

A girl in which plays similar or recent consoles such as xbox 360 and should be fucked or made out with on sight.
Girl: *talk over mic* hey anyone have any extra ammo?
Everyboy: xbox fangirl.. *stars in eyes as heavy breathing an starts complimenting*

Everyone: *heavy breathing an runs to them an talks while giving ammo and complimenting*
by SublimeBabe224 September 22, 2015
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xbox 360

A fancy boat anchor that has a self-destruct mode
You ready to go fishing,

yeah I just need to get my xbox 360
4 what
we need an anchor
by elkaddict15 March 7, 2011
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Xbox Live

Xbox live is a system that Microsoft set up so that people can play online world wide/locally with other gamers.It was going great until l people started to:
1) Have the nerve to have slow ass intarnet which effects the whole game

2)Raeg quit and leave the game, (which usually means) that you have to go back to the lobby and wait to get on a good team, AGAIN.

3)The b*tchy little acne ridden 8 year old sh*t-f*cks who go on live to bitch and moan about your tactics, even though they clearly suck.

4)Because of someones retarded Comadore DSL internet connection giving the game genital herpes, its glitching like super man 64, and yes, your obsolete inarnet DOES affect everyone.
This is what people usually deal with on Xbox live.
_____________________________________
Bitchy lil kid: AMG!! I didnt see you when you shot me!!!YOU CHEATED, YOU CHEATED!!!! bUTT FEASCE IM GOanna get u bakc for that!!
-After using his camper skills he somehow manages to kill you.-
Bitchy lil kid: SEE SEA!I TOLD YOU!!!! WWWWOOOHOOOO YEAH BUTT FEasce!! woooooo-*This user has been kicked from the game*
Guy: F##ing noobs.
by Nojoo July 13, 2011
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xbox live

A fast an easy way microsoft use to screw alot of xbox players which dont own a live, neither real or in the internet, and like to pay $60 a year for it.
Man 1: Today I will buy my 60 bucks membership to play online, Xbox Live.

Man 2: Thats so cool!
by belink1 January 11, 2010
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xbox break

when someone decides to stop an activity in order to play xbox.
a negative or a morbid person takes frequent xbox breaks.
this usless break could be avoided all together if the person is outside
" hey brandon, if your done with your home work, would you wanna come out and skate?"


"Im taking an xbox break then i have a little more to do"
by domforthemasses February 4, 2009
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Xbox 360

A Superhigh next generation console, successor to the Xbox 359. You will also need to be earning a 12 figure salary to even afford one, not only that though the power pack will be roughly the size of a small nuclear power plant as in all previous 359 consoles it has got bigger everytime.
Yapstarr: You seen those new Xbox 360's?
Shorty P: As if, i only just got an Xbox 359 a few months ago.
by Yapstarr December 9, 2008
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