woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016

A Woody

When you crush your penis in between two 2x4s and start jerking it.

Bob: I had A Woody two days ago!
Joe: That's the reason why your penis needed surgery?

by Cowboy 66421 May 20, 2025

Woody

Woody is a Fun, Loving, and Loyal partner. He is the main Character in Toy Story 1, 2, 3 and 4. He is known for his notorious sane, "There's A Snake In My Boot!" By pulling his string on his back, he'll say all sorts of things. badge and all, he is very noticeable. He takes a majority part in many Pixar movies

Daughter: Mom!

Mom: What sweetie?

Daughter: It's WOODY!

by Andy_Lewis23 March 18, 2021

woody bullger

Someone who is dumb and always asks dumb questions and needs a budussy check

A yo grant you are being a woody bullger as I speak

by Bdmsmcjsm September 12, 2021

Woody

A radio DJ who thinks he's funny but just makes lame jokes and acts as a total douchebag

"Joe was trying out on a radio show yesterday but he ended up pulling a Woody and got cut short."

by Load of Barney October 2, 2017

Woody dab dank meme

Woody dab dank meme is a dank meme in which the famous toy story character, Woody, dabs. When woody dabs, a black hole is created and the universe is destroyed by it, because of this, many people say this dank meme is fake. Which is true. Woody never dabs. Only when there are no other options.

Man, i loved that Woody dab dank meme video, it was sure as hell funny!

by Woodydabdankmeme May 30, 2018

woody charm show

having sex

I took that drop'em blossom back t o my place for the woody charm show

by dog nipple October 3, 2016