Woody

A fucking useless prick who can dish it out but cannot take it.

That guy is such a fucking woody.

by HumanPerson7482 April 20, 2019

woody with a hoodie

Uncircumcised dick

Holy shit...
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again

by Juwel June 12, 2018

woody

that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face

hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody

by fat griggs January 27, 2010

Woody

something that u see when u wake up, also considered as an extra leg or bone

ayo today i got the biggest woody no cap

by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023

woody fruity

Woody Fruity is the name of an godlike Gragas player

yo is that my boi Woody fruity?

by URBANMANTHATLIKESNOTHING July 4, 2017

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

woody

A joke most people use for having a boner, either in school to avoid detection by teachers or parents.

Person 1: I cant seem to get a woody on when I see her.
Person 2: Maybe you have erectile woody then.

by penguns January 11, 2021