son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.

Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.

by Capt Awol January 16, 2008

Wizard Poop

Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.

Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!

by D33m0LishER April 12, 2013

wizard hatting

Taking snapchats of things/people and drawing wizard hats on them (blue with yellow stars) and sending them to everyone on your list.

Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014

im getting these wizard hat snapchats from people I don't even know, wizard hatting must be catching on

by through_jaded_eyes September 3, 2014

crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand

"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"

by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015

Meme Wizard

A master at crafting and creating memes of the utmost of quality. Easily passes any meme status of the Straw queen.

that man is no mere memer, he is....... THE MEME WIZARD.

by minibake September 10, 2018

Lot Wizard

A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly before he begins to owe the local Dunkin Donuts manager money for drugs. He is like a pimp of the wild wild west strip mall convenience scene.

Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.

Lot Wizard: being defined as...A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly.

If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.

Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.

by baby j September 2, 2019

Spamming wizard

A person using some form of social media (more so Skype), to intentionally bug, harass, or just simply entertain someone by posting exceptionally large amounts of images from scrolling the internet.

Damn it, some spamming wizard has hacked my bloody Snapchat and spammed all these pics.

by DuTcH DoG April 21, 2018