Wipe Test

The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.

Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.

John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.

Paul: I need to I think.

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010

Mobi-Wipe

The act of wiping your mobile phone screen after it becomes dirty or smudged

Eg when you come off a call and your screen is dirty following it being stuck to your ear and you have to give it Mobi-Wipe clean...

by Andy Collett December 15, 2008

Vagi-wipe

Pre moistened wipes you can buy in the feminine hygiene section of a store to "freshen up" when unable to shower.

I'm going to booty call that dude when the night is over, better use a vagi-wipe.

by Pink sparklies December 23, 2014

relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013

Plumbers wipe

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.

"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"

by Obesio mourinio July 5, 2016

wall wipe

A person who after they ejeculate wipes the remaining semen off of their penis and on to the nearest wall.

Timothy's wall wipe had more cum than his ejacualtion.

by Jews clues January 23, 2016