by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020
Get the jesus wipe mug.When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Cooter Wipe mug.by I hate Bradley September 12, 2020
Get the Ass wipe mug.A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
Get the a wipe and a promise mug.When your ASS is burning so badly usually after a very HOT and Spicy meal. That the ONLY rememedy is to bring down the inflamation of that Hemeroid is by wiping your ass with an ICE CUBE!!
Holy crap I could barly sit down my ASS was burning and Itching so badly. That my only plan of action was to go in to the ice box grab the biggest ice cube there is and numb the pain and itching with a good Ice Wipe!!
by Shoe Guy 7 November 22, 2011
Get the Ice Wipe mug.A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.
Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
by spooninacup12 January 22, 2012
Get the cooch wipe mug.Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.
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