Mini-Wig

Like a wigger but smaller, probably under 18, but still as stupid looking. Normally in baggy shirt, pants hanging off their ass, and listening to whatever next big gansta rap song they have no way of actually relating to, because, face it, you grew up in suburbia.

Guy A) It's getting harder and harder not to slap the shit out of these damn wiggers!

Guy B) Nope, don't do that... they're too young, friggin' mini-wigs!

by AJ(Xion) November 4, 2008

couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

by mayonaise June 17, 2021

Butt wig

When a big booty lady sits on your face, pressing her exposed vaginal region on your mouth, chin or eyes/forehead. Therefor causing her voluptuous butt to rest upon your crown like an old English barrister.

"Oh man last night Stephanie sat on my face! I had myself a niiiice butt wig".

by Zabujango September 21, 2018

Wig snatcher

Wig snatchers is the type of girl who will snatch your wig in the middle of the night 💀
She will be like bipity bopity boo your wigs gone boo

Ayo that wig snatcher did it again! She snatced her wig 💨
Oh dayum Ms.Steal your wig snatched all the cheerleaders wig yesterday night, they all wigless

by Hello im a unicorn October 7, 2018

pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair

Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig

by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016

Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 May 9, 2012

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013