Wet Flex

A flex that is meant to hurt the feelings of others that can not flex like you because of poor life choices coined by S.Hamilton 2019

My girlfriend decided she doesn’t need to answer phone calls on the phone that I bought her and have paid the bill on the past two years because she has no job and doesn’t plan to get one so I “wet flexed” on her when I upgraded and turned her shit off permanently

by That’swhyimsingle? May 21, 2019

Wet Sherman

Upon reaching climax (usually by HJ or BJ) a man sticks the tip of his still wet penis into his partner's ear. Similar to the manor one would give a "wet willy" with their finger.

Usually deemed disrespectful.

Tom was a real jerk. He gave Bonnie a wet sherman after she blew him.

by jack-spratt February 6, 2013

wet season

As opposed to dry season, a period of shagging, like no other.

A person having lots of sex, in a certain period of time, that is outside the norm.

by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004

wet-wormin-it

When a male, embarrassed by his sexual performance, continues to thrust even after he has ejaculated into the condom.

Dude the first time we fucked I busted in like a minute. But she thinks im a beast because i was wet-wormin-it for the rest of the time

by johnnnnnaaaaayyy December 6, 2009

Wet Banana

a. An innocent outdoor family toy.
b. A penis.

There goes Billy on the Wet Banana!
Is that Mom on the Wet Banana? It is!

by THE MANIAC IS IN THE MAILBOX November 7, 2015

wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021