Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.

Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.

by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015

Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.

I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???

by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015

weasel-tastic

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

by molly and dylan April 28, 2008

Gym Weasel

A good looking, well presented male who attends the gym to primarily meet females with the intention of sleeping with them.

Check out that Gym Weasel over there greasing up all the hot chicks

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Weasel Mouse

A game which involves a weasel and a mouse in which the mouse is on a tether and the weasel must jump to catch the mouse. Extra points for high jumps.

I was playing Weasel Mouse and got the weasel to jump about three feet in the air!

by alexb5 May 17, 2022

Skinny Weasel

A skinny white boy (Usually an adult) who thinks he is the shit, When in reality he's nothing special.
Often seen trying to pick fights with people double his size.

Person 1: Wow is he really trying to pick a fight with Johnny??
Person 2: He's just a skinny weasel

by It's Danny December 1, 2014