Modern Warfare 3

The third installment of the 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare' video game series. The game focuses on douche-baggy magical warfare tactics that only make sense when you don't think about it.

Douche-bag 1: Hey brah, let's go play some Modern Warfare 3!

Douche-bag 2: Yeah man! It's so realistic!

anyone with a brain: Fuck you guys.

by Yourmom'sbesftfriend'sroommate August 23, 2012

Modern Warfare 2

A shit sequel to an amazing game. Modern Warfare 2 is widely known for unbalanced weapons, maps designed for 'camping', a terrible online community and numerous ways to hack the game. The overall terribleness of the game lead many to boycott the Call of Duty series or Infinity Ward games.

Bob: "Dude, i walked into a room and was shot by 5 different people and two claymores went off. Their entire team is camping..."

Joe: "Can't hear you dude, there's some 8 year old screaming into his mic"

Bob: "Fuck Modern Warfare 2! I think ill go watch paint dry instead"

by Stan146 September 15, 2010

Infinite Warfare

Fucking cancer.

You gonna play the Infinite Warfare beta bro? Nope, I'ma pay 60$ for Modern Warfare remastered.

by AmzingClayater October 10, 2016

Warley

Horseback-riding caucasian male with "ganster" tendancies.

Yo Niggah! It's gotti boy warley!
You suckas wanna go shoot some people, aiight after we play some Cricket.

by Banana Rama Jogn July 4, 2008

Wallfuck

a compressed female that does not exceed the 100 lbs weight limit and is easy to pulverize up against a vertical surface.

WALLFUCK?

by timmie terrezza May 13, 2011

call of duty 4 modern warfare

call of duty 4 is the greatest modern and realistic shooter ever made. It completly owned Halo 3 in both multiplayer and single player.

"Want to play halo 3?"
"Hell no Halo sucks, lets play Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare!"

by Comrade Kane December 9, 2007

warlock'd

To get your class NERFED, or otherwise degraded, in similar fashion to Warlocks in World of Warcraft.

Goddamn Jim, I hope Rogues don't get Warlock'd!

by SpillZ April 23, 2005