November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.
Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
by Lexie Hammington November 18, 2020
a mean old lady that likes to kill innocent cats and is worse than hitler or actually is hitler who became trans
by imbetter than you June 08, 2019
is very sexy, gets girls with ease, is a pretty cool dude in general. is good at everything like getting girls. has good hair amazing personality and is the best pilot in the world.
by is epic September 10, 2021
Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014
When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 12, 2022
An Adorable, smart, shy, loving, careless girl <3 She will always be
there for you when your at your worst. She will be there for you
forever, Great kisser, Will love you forever. she is shy as hell but
she's out-going around you. she will be accepting to you no
matter what (Unless its stupid as hell) and she will guide you
through the rough times. Michaela is truly a diamond in the rough.
there for you when your at your worst. She will be there for you
forever, Great kisser, Will love you forever. she is shy as hell but
she's out-going around you. she will be accepting to you no
matter what (Unless its stupid as hell) and she will guide you
through the rough times. Michaela is truly a diamond in the rough.
by The_Unknown_Chicken_Soup_Child June 29, 2021