1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

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stink wad

A stinky person that doesn't like to take showers and has a repugnant odor wafting from their body orifices.

Oh my gosh Becki, Bob never takes showers. Every time he is around me, I almost die from his foul odor. He is such a stink wad.

stink wad by Mr. Lay December 28, 2008

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The WAD

An obese person that scratches 50% of the day with the rest spent eating and sleeping. he will pick his nose and wipe it pretty much anywhere in the house. he will lie about anything possible to get in the conversation. He will eat anything he see's. If he see's sombody else eating his mind will automatically trigger himself to get food. He will also make annoying little noises when he breathes. He has the most minging feet u will ever see and they stink awful! He enjoys going for drunky bums and talks absolute crap when he's drunky. He wakes up at crack of dawn as soon as he hears a noise and then sits in his black chair with his shorts on and his feet out yawning all day! His laugh is so annoying and sounds like a little girl.

The WAD

The WAD by Skelmersdale CCC January 16, 2010

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