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Pearl Vision

Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.

Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?

Bro 2: What?

Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.

Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
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booty vision

Being able to the tell the difference between a good or nice ass
"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"

"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "

Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
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cum vision

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.

When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.

Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.

When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"

"No, I just have cum vision."
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
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Tick Vision

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.
i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision
by vizzzyy May 28, 2010
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Rucker Vision

Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.
Man did you see the girl he hooked up with? Must have had Rucker Vision.
by ATBD October 5, 2021
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baby vision

baby vision - the baby form of vision, a synthezoid made of vibranium who is married to the Scarlett witch, also known as Wanda Maximoff.
'wow, did you see the wandavision intro to episode 5?'
'yes! the picture of baby vision had me screaming!'
by remysbigfatbussy March 9, 2021
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Food Vision

The act of pre-visualizing a cuisine choice to aid in the selection of a meal from a food delivery app.
My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.

My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.
by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019
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