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Pearl Vision

Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.

Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?

Bro 2: What?

Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.

Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
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booty vision

Being able to the tell the difference between a good or nice ass
"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"

"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "

Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
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cum vision

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.

When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.

Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.

When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"

"No, I just have cum vision."
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
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Dental Vision

The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.
Fred could not find the restaurant so he used his dental vision to scan the strip mall.
by Akbar Lightning October 29, 2009
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Tick Vision

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.
i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision
by vizzzyy May 28, 2010
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Vision Forward

The ability of a job seeker to see one's self in the job or career they want, rather than reflect on their past jobs and past career. To see one's future self.
Joe was an accountant and an office manager in his past jobs, but his vision forward is, finanial analyst.
by zenofile March 27, 2009
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[vision][model]

she don't know she's beautiful-
1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks like a model complete with sexy legs.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone should love& because she's a really awesome girl
4. A girl with an awesome deveotion (to belifs and friends-even when they don't know it)
5. The girl most of the boys secretly love.
Whoa... Look at her, she's a vision... No, she's Christina-
visionmodel
by her secret LOVER- January 15, 2009
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