Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
Get the Pearl Visionmug. "If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
Get the booty visionmug. When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
Get the cum visionmug. A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.
Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.
i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022
Get the Wobbly Visionmug. while tripping on psychedelics, a persons vision may become droopy and watery. ex. wall paper will breathe and other peoples eyes may seem larger then normal.
Bill: Look at this painting dude!
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................
by MirkoGradski March 7, 2014
Get the acid visionmug. The act of pre-visualizing a cuisine choice to aid in the selection of a meal from a food delivery app.
My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.
My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.
My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.
by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019
Get the Food Visionmug. Profiterole vision, or indirect vision is vision that occurs outside the point of fixation(from the center of gaze). This notion is caused by a large consumption of the cream cake, profiteroles. Profiterole vision enables you to see out outside of the center gaze and enoy cake at the same time
JJ: Charlie, if you eat anymore of them cakes you will get fat
Charlie: Yeah i dont care because i will gain profiterole vision
JJ: Fair enough
Charlie: Yeah i dont care because i will gain profiterole vision
JJ: Fair enough
by Chaz6560 January 29, 2020
Get the Profiterole visionmug.