dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.

alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020

urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Urinal turner

A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in

"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"

by Gunno 2 April 19, 2018

McDonalds Urinal

The best place ever to take a massive shit

I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal

by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023

urine chompers

The result of not brushing your teeth for a considerable time; yellow teeth.

"Over here we have Bob, a romper stomper, with urine chompers."

by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 7, 2019

Urinal Creeper

A guy who enters the buffer zone in a bathroom.

I was in the bathroom and a urinal creeper got in my buffer zone.

by Not A Urinal Creeper September 28, 2011

Hobo Urinal

n. A (very) public drinking fountain, where (homeless) people may have urinated.

*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.


*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.

by HondotheHappyHobo April 11, 2009