twilight haze

the state of mind one falls into after finishing a twilight book. the first twilight book is probably the strongest point of the haze.

long-time twilight fan: hey, is Megan done reading Twilight?
twilight fan 2: yeah! she finished it last night!
long-time twilight fan: oh! good! now we can talk about it with her!
twilight fan 2: not yet, man. shes still in the twilight haze. wait until she gets over the shock.

by Twilight is my religion x3 March 23, 2008

Twilight

Brainwashing at it's finest.

Worst book in existence, not worth your time.

Rabid Twilight fan: OMGZZZ!!eleven!11! EDWARD ROX MAH SOXXXX!!! HE ISH TEH BEST MAN IN TEH UNIVERZZZ!!!

Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.

by Zeriyan January 26, 2009

Twilight

IT'S GODAWFUL! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE! HORRIBLE!

"Have you seen Twilight yet? If you haven't, don't. It's so bad."

by E-Lizzard-Breath March 26, 2009

twilight

one of the many banes of humanity twilight has converted many teenage girls into dribbling idiots who can't spell
also see: twitard

twitard: 1SNT TWiLIGHT DA BEST BUK EVAR!!!!!ONE!!!111111!!!ELEVEN

normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*

by finally some sense February 9, 2010

Twilight

A stereotypical vampire romance novel series written by Stephenie Meyer, the movie of which used the remaining sparkles from The Labyrinth on all the cast members portaying vampires in sunlight.

normal girl 1: Did you see Twilight in theaters?

normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...

fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!

normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...

by melloshark October 4, 2009

Twilight Nerd

The Person who looks rather ugly and has no friends. These people like the movie series Twilight. These people usually have no friends other than other "Twilight"

Wow look at that Twilight Nerd with all his other nerdy friends. That one even has a Twilight t-shirt!

Wow what a queer.

by the only other guy April 11, 2010

Twilight

The modern Scientology.

"OMG!! HAIL TWILIGHT!! STEPHANIE MERYER IS GOD!"

by Nonaaa! April 13, 2009