Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.

Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"

by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010

Déjá Tweet

The overwhelming sensation of déjá vu that occurs shortly after posting a message or status update in a social media; the feeling that you've tweeted this before.

"I'm getting serious déjá tweet about that Twitter message I just posted..."
"Yeah, dude, you posted the exact same thing two weeks ago."

"Hey, are you feeling déjá tweet about your Tuesday status updates?"
"Yeah, but every Tuesday's the same for me."

by zims October 7, 2012

Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take

That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.

by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011

death by tweet

When you tweet something that will kill you.

Today we saw the president committing death by tweet.

by Nate Moe November 15, 2019

Tweeting for Attention

It's like pleading for attention, but doing so on Twitter.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?

Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.

by JPhilleh September 24, 2011

tweet deprivation

A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.

Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.

Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!

Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine

Mother: *blank stare*

by Pistol Palin September 1, 2010

Tweet Spree

When someone tweets every 5 seconds for any given amount of time.

Mark:God did you see twitter today?
Greg: yah bro, molly was on a total tweet spree

by ian1234 June 9, 2014