A person who has a lot of common sense and knows what's going on on Twitter. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with on Twitter, understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person knows all the current shit going on in #SoMe and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his/her own independant state of mind. A tweet smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.
by Tweet Smart August 06, 2014
A thunder tweet or Thunder-tweet is when a member of the twitter community posts back to back tweets and thus fills their followers' hompage
Man, John_Doe just dropped a thunder tweet
John_Doe: I just through it away. 10:52 AM
John_Doe: I just ate an Apple. 10:51AM
John_Doe: I just through it away. 10:52 AM
John_Doe: I just ate an Apple. 10:51AM
by The Great Thunder-Tweeter November 22, 2009
by ian1234 June 09, 2014
tom: i was tweet talking andrew's mom, cathy, on myspace last night.
shane: dude, she's like 50... you ain't getting any from her...( mutters under his breath "cathy is such a whore... tom's like 15...")
shane: dude, she's like 50... you ain't getting any from her...( mutters under his breath "cathy is such a whore... tom's like 15...")
by andrea eats rainbows June 01, 2009
A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 04, 2011
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?
Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.
Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.
by JPhilleh May 24, 2011
A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.
Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.
Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!
Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine
Mother: *blank stare*
Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!
Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine
Mother: *blank stare*
by Pistol Palin September 01, 2010