Extreme trouting

a person committing the act of a major fail

Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.

by kingofdeadspace December 06, 2011

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

by ItsMe78 August 04, 2023

Trout-sausage

Used to describe something that's a load of nonsense or very annoying/ not ideal

That whole pandemic was a load of trout-sausage.

That man was talking pure trout-sausage.

by Wordsnstuff12477 November 25, 2022

trout for clout

Refers to a viral video of a Tasmanian woman masturbating with a freshly caught trout. She since faced prosecution for animal abuse.

Damn bro have you seen trout for clout?

by cpalll March 25, 2023

bitchslap the trout

A term used when a lesbian couple are having sex and one of them slaps the others vagina with extreme force.

It is also an insult to people as a mixture of 'Go fuck yourself.' or 'You done fucked up.' A termed first said by a youtuber named Rob Dyke.

Lesbian 1: "What are you going to do to me?"
Lesbian 2: "I'm going to Bitchslap the trout."

Man 1: "How dare you imply that I'm not a pokemon fan? Bitchslap the trout."
Man 2: "Holy shit my bad."

by Enderpickaxeman March 06, 2016

MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!

by breaker413 September 23, 2016

Golden Trout

When a big headed person tries to say they not wearing a redfish hat, and tries to play it off.

Paul- "Nah brah, this isn't a redfish hat, you stupid, it's a golden trout.."

by THE-P.Bader-Disruptor January 19, 2022