rusty trombone

When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.

I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone

by Freezerguy December 4, 2013

the trombone

When a girl eats your butthole while stroking your cock and plays with your balls

This chick was down to do the trombone last night

by Jchronic May 6, 2018

The Trombone

When someone kneels behind another while reaching up and under between the males legs with both hands to stroke their salami, all while blowing raspberries on their asshole.

Last nights party was so wild, I heard Danielle gave Colin what they call The Trombone near the shed out back!

by HalfDilf March 26, 2021

Golden trombone

The golden trombone is the sexual position taken by those women in their 50's.

Liza Minelli loved the golden trombone in her 50's. She was even awarded the prestious Golden Trombone several years in a row. These awards were then sealed by the IRS and awarded the coveted Purina Catchow Award. Meow on!

by J Page December 4, 2015

Tromboning

Is when you licking a male's anus while jerking his dick off

The male can be on his knees, kneeling or standing. Someone's tongue licking his asshole and stroking the man's
(on his knees, kneeling or standing) penis. It looks like the person thats licking the anus and stroking the penis is playing the Trombone. Tromboning

by Barehugs January 11, 2011

russian trombone

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time

I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!

by TheMailMan KarlMalone April 29, 2003

tromboner

When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.

James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.

by Ted Chang April 17, 2006