Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"
by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020
Get the Me Toobin mug.A Variation of the phrase "On God" where "God" is substituted with "Toby" the name of commentary statistics addict, Krzear. The phrase is meant to convey seriousness and honesty in a conversation or declaration.
Dacept: Dude ryth needs to fucking shower bro oh my god
Notsinder: On Toby bro, that dude smells like mad cheesers
Notsinder: On Toby bro, that dude smells like mad cheesers
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Get the Rippin' a toob mug.Bird with long tubular beak that cannot be opened like a conventional bird. Bird that is grounded. When the tooblate gets angry or is disturbed by a preditor it activates its self destruct sequence. Hence the aged old phrase "If you can hear the Tooblate, its toolate."
by davidgrover January 10, 2004
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blonde actor, with perfect teeth, and and a wonderful body. starring in movies such as "The Covenant" and "Love for Rent"
blonde actor, with perfect teeth, and and a wonderful body. starring in movies such as "The Covenant" and "Love for Rent"
by Ashy-ash-ash October 18, 2008
Get the Toby Hemmingway mug.(Verb) When you wait until your significant other is too busy/overwhelmed/tired to workout, and then you get in shape without them. You diet, loose weight, & get fit while they stay the same. Derived from the show This Is Us (season 4), when Toby begins working out daily as his wife Kate cares for their premature, blind baby.
My girlfriend only ate mac & cheese when she was cramming for her finals, so I tobyed her — went keto, started going to cross fit, and lost 10 pounds.
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