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toilet geeb

The act of pulling a geeb out of a toilet bowl Or for the people who don't know the word Geeb it's

When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet
"Richie you're going to get aids if you keep ripping toilet geebs"

" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂
by Geebfest2017 September 28, 2017
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Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.
"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"
by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018
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Toilet Epiphany

When you're sitting on the toilet and have an "ah-ha!" moment.
I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".
by bluelinebrotha December 13, 2009
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Bomb the toilet

When someone or yourself take a big dump in the toilet causing a massive poop/fart smell that covers the toilet and other rooms nears the toilet to smell like poop/fart
'' sorry guys i bombed the toilet''

''did you bomb the toilet? ''
by ChozenWon September 6, 2016
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The toilets nightmare

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.
by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016
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joy toilet

A "Joy Toilet" is a person who sucks the joy out of absolutely anything and everything around them. A bit like a black hole with light really.

It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."
"Laugh this off, Joy Toilet !" as George Beard pointed a Blisskrieg 2000 at the "Vimpire," which was earlier loaded with videos of people being hit in the face with loaves of bread - deemed funny enough to return the Vimpire back to normal student Jessica.
by dw8177 March 29, 2019
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Toilet slut

Somone who either by choice or force takes possession of or consumes the shit or piss (preferably both) of another, whether it be down their throat, up their ass, or in their vagina usually done as an act of degradation. The person usually ends up enjoying the act.
Did you hear about what happened to Alex last night? He was a total toilet slut, the bitch loved it.
by Utter_garbage December 25, 2018
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