by Beautifully taken November 08, 2022
When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.
Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"
Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"
Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull
by CaputoAlonzo March 23, 2014
by Seattle Kiwi April 10, 2011
another way of saying 'im a virgin.'
people that put this on there discord status are usually mentally retarded. spread awerness!
people that put this on there discord status are usually mentally retarded. spread awerness!
she be tryna flirt! i also love consuming battery acid!
by YbaRoblox778 January 31, 2022
On April 17th
You can flirt all you want without anyone getting mad at you. So if someone has a bf/gf you can still flirt with them.
You can flirt all you want without anyone getting mad at you. So if someone has a bf/gf you can still flirt with them.
by your_mom_69_420 April 16, 2020
A friend or acquaintance who flirts with others only when they do not have a more desirable romantic interest:
Sally and I have been hitting it off lately via text, even exchanging some salacious images. I thought for sure we were going down a path of romantic exploration, but now that her ex-boyfriend, Frank, is back in her life, she turned out to be a fair-weather flirt and won’t even reply to me.
by Pixylicious March 30, 2018
When two WLW (women liking women) obviously like each other but both parties refuse to do anything about it.
“i have a crush on her and she does on me, too!”
“so ask her out”
“no”
“STOP DOING THE LESBIAN FLIRTING SHUFFLE”
“so ask her out”
“no”
“STOP DOING THE LESBIAN FLIRTING SHUFFLE”
by treyswizzy September 16, 2020