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TikTok

A spy app for Middle Aged Chinese officials to watch teenagers (specifically normies who get easily targeted)

Don't even start a raid, once you logged in. The Kunchantang (Communist Chinese Party in English) will have access to personal data that is as valuable as a newly discovered tomb on the Eastern Bank of the Nile.

So any Normie reading this, stop. DELETE TIKTOK NOW. OKAY 8TH GRADER
Simp: Hey uh, my 12 year old neice is using TikTok
FBI Agent: Take me to her *unloads Glock*
Simp: Okay, right this way.

*busts in door*
Simp: Omae wa mo shinderiu
Neice: Nani?
FBI Agent: *pew pew*
by Liberal Republican April 8, 2020
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TikTok

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TikTok is where you get cancer.
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TikTok is where you get cancer.
by Biple December 29, 2019
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TikTok

TikTok is a social media networking system that makes 99.87% of people cringe until their neck is numb. When someone is "hitting and missing", they immediately have lost all respect as a human on this planet and will immediately be shot. There is nothing else to explain how horrible this network is.
"TikTok is crap"
by L0g October 4, 2019
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Tiktok

A app where only crackheads use
Dumb bitch:wtf is tiktok???
Smart ass person : ARE YOU HIGH!!!!
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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Tiktok

Tiktok is a online platform that makes you regret life. Tiktok is filled with fuck boys and fuck girls. You can find anything on Tiktok. Even dogs dying! So if you wanna loose 10 brain cells, then go on Tiktok!
Karen: (making a tiktok)

Jim: Hey, Karen!

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPID BITCH.

Jim: ..

Karen: (does move like a snake dance)

Jim: Okay, bye Karen.
by lovelybri December 26, 2019
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TIKTOK

TikTok is a social media app where you share funny or (serious) videos. the most special thing about the app is the for you page where random videos from creators pop up. This app is directed at teens and I love the realtale vids
TIKTOK makes me laugh and is something to talk bout with your friends.
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
mugGet the TIKTOKmug.

Tiktok

A app where only crackheads use
Dumb bitch:wtf is tiktok???
Smart ass person : ARE YOU HIGH!!!!
by anonymous October 17, 2020
mugGet the Tiktokmug.

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