Thompson

A fat waste of space who hits women and lives in a filthy house

Look at him over there he's such a Thompson

by Nickreef September 6, 2020

Mr Thompson

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fucking bathroom with his op ass

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021

Alfie Thompson

Good yute or a 10/10 civilian. Often used as an insult

“Look over there it’s Alfie Thompson, The goodest of yutes”
Definition-Good yute or 10/10 civilian

by Badboichillacrew November 9, 2022

Aqui Thompson

A self Improvement guru on youtube to help men become the best version of themselves. He talks about Nofap Semen Retention video games shopping and God.

Jacob: Have you seen Aqui Thompson YouTube channel

Mark: Yes i love Aqui Thompson his content is my favorite I hope he blows up

by TheHandleOfF8te September 24, 2023

the isaac thompson

the god among men , nobody knows the origin of this man however you must tred lightly when talking about the isaac , phrases such as , yesss and nooo are the many ancient ways of communicating with this creature . if ever in a situation with the isaac , kiss your booty goodbye and hope there is a lauren nearby

The isaac thompsons sock draw is empty .

by changaaa May 12, 2023

thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023

Dimpleddick thompson

A man named Thompson who has quite the dimpled dick

Person 1: let's go to the party heard there's crazy chick's there dude
Person 2: no way not if Dimpleddick thompson is there
Person 3: Br-
*Person 1 and 2 beats the shit out of person 3*

by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022