An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.
by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010
Get the Holy Testicle Tuesdaymug. Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.
It is also a great lube.
by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018
Get the Testicle Peanut Juicemug. Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
Get the Barnyard Testicle Sandwichmug. by MartyV1014 July 5, 2010
Get the Testicle Jockeymug. by donkeyass876543 February 6, 2022
Get the giant elephant testiclesmug. by Gerp October 24, 2003
Get the testicle replacement surgerymug. to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.
by AceRockolla6969 May 27, 2005
Get the testicle vise gripmug.