wrist wrangler

A man, or sometimes a woman, who often doesn't engage, or never has, engaged in sexual intercourse and is in position only to masturbate, therefore only able wrangles their wrist.

Friend: I heard he is real reluctant to have sex

Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?

by Maxipoohole May 08, 2023

flange wrangler

One who chooses to chase after stank flange.
Someone who loves the smell of rotting flange.
A person who cannot get any pussy other than nasty pussy.

Ted: Hey i pulled another girl last night!
Dave: All you get is nasty puss my dude you flange wrangler

by M.C.mcmuffins July 19, 2017

Shit Wrangler

A plumber

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler

by Shitwrangler3000 May 31, 2019

winky wrangler

A female pedophile. Not leemins !

dab: you a winky wrangler leemins?
leemins: give me a min, I gotta catch up

by dabblette February 20, 2024

Alligator wrangler

Is code for stripper

You can drop out of school and become an alligator wrangler

by Anonymous123495598483383838383 May 07, 2018

Bream Wrangler

When you go fishing for Carp but all you can catch is bream

“Hey Carlo how have you caught all those bream, this is a carp only lake”

Why can’t you be more like Matt? He’s not a massive Bream wrangler like you!

by Ei141RC December 15, 2021

Bream Wrangler

Some one who goes fishing for Carp but can only catches Bream

"Hey Carlo how have you managed to catch all those Bream? This is a Carp only lake! You are such a Bream Wrangler"

"Wow Matt, that is a massive Carp, at least you're not a Bream wrangler like Carlo"

by Whackermole November 25, 2021