Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt

"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"

by MooMawNation June 20, 2016

jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.

friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.

by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.

Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

Miss Wipe

when you wipe your ass after a shit and get a bit on your hand.

fuuuuuck i just miss wiped. i’m gonna cut off my hand.

by angie003 May 23, 2020

Ice Wipe

When your ASS is burning so badly usually after a very HOT and Spicy meal. That the ONLY rememedy is to bring down the inflamation of that Hemeroid is by wiping your ass with an ICE CUBE!!

Holy crap I could barly sit down my ASS was burning and Itching so badly. That my only plan of action was to go in to the ice box grab the biggest ice cube there is and numb the pain and itching with a good Ice Wipe!!

by Shoe Guy 7 November 22, 2011

Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.

"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"

by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011

slat wipe

David Hughes from Penmaenmawr previous owner of a bunkbed and a viz mag was taught by a close relative how to slat wipe.. Basically tossed of by your uncle and then wiping the cum on the slat of a bed belonging to a sibling..

Eg: "Hey uncle Dan take the Jonny off so we can slat wipe!"

by Ramonial crumb January 9, 2020