Joe watson

Joe watson is a useless bastard who sits on his arse all day beating his chucky to naked mma however he has a nice buzz cut and stinks of sweaty balls (mmmmm)

Hew ur like joe watson u kid (also referred to as joe Swanson)

by Jonboshpuddleduck69 January 26, 2023

Davis Watson

A red head jewish man who is loved very much

he constantly makes N@zi jokes and is autistic

he is skinny and tall and runs track
One time in 6th grade he said the n-word for homework answers

example: Davis Watson is an autistics jewish man

by Cronrath64 May 22, 2024

Watsoned

To make an error or mistake when completing an easy task

Person A: "You really Watsoned your tax return didn't you"
Person C: "I just dont have time to be doing a Self Assessment report at the minute"
Person R: "Who even does their taxes anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
(They all chuckle)

by LeonTrossky March 11, 2023

Jamie Lynn Watson

JL is like Facebook’s algorithm - show radical posts that will make the user angry enough to click it and give it attention. Then generate ad revenue from all that attention.

oh my god, i am jamie lynn watson, definitely not spears, and my sister is so famous and im not, im a jealous narc sociopath, but like omg my sister is so crazy

by jumbogumbo January 18, 2022

Iris Watson

Verb, to carry out a task with serious attitude.

Shall we Iris Watson to the shops

by Maczkaf June 10, 2023

Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018

addison watson

an amazing friend with cute dimples and an amazing smile she is on of the best girls you can ever fined and even though she doesn't know it but she is gorgeous and pretty. also her family is awesome and nice

addison watson i hope you see this

by U mama December 17, 2019