Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.

The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend

by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023

vine

1. a social media app, just like TikTok but with shorter videos and better content with funnier jokes

1. Vine is better than tiktok

by pipoxy November 28, 2022

vineyard vines

Preppy af clothing line that all rich, white New Englanders own. Think of rural prep schools in New Hampshire and Mass... The clothes are pretty basic except the company slaps their signature whale logo on the back and charges you 10x what it’s worth. Add some boat shoes and go boating on the Vineyard and you’re ready to go.

Oh you’re entire wardrobe is Vineyard Vines? Must be nice to have rich af parents...

by devweth April 14, 2020

VIne

Dead

It no longer lives buttttttt tik too can be the new vine

by Asianboi225 June 24, 2019

Vine Junkie

A person that is addicted to vining on Vine. Also referred to as a viner.

Dude1: Dude will you get the fuck off your phone?!
Dude2: JUST ONE MORE POST!!!
Dude1: Your a Vine Junkie man! Stop it!!!

by DANO911 February 11, 2014

Vine

Vine was an app that was invited between 2013 and died in 2015. Having over 200 users on the app. Obviously people where upset that the app shut down, I mean who wouldn’t be? It’s such a good app anyways. Popular creators that were involved in this app were Lele Pons, Jake Paul/ Logan Paul, etc. aka every bad creator ever to exist. Vine also had a timer. So no video could go past the 6 second time line. Every video that people tried to post over 6 seconds. The people who made the video wouldn’t be able to post it. But if it’s from a camera roll then they would be allowed to

“I can’t believe vine died!”

by yourbasicwhitechick June 6, 2019