Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

The submarine

When you do motor boating but with said persons butt cheeks instead

The submarine this guy had taught me to do was new and innovative.

by JustuhNobody March 9, 2020

Submarine Hunting

When you go on the high diving board of a pool and drop dildos on your friends who are swimming.

"I broke my mom's dildo because I went submarine hunting with my friends."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016

Submarine gay

A gay person that is in the closet.

An undercover gay person

You wouldn't think he is gay.
Yeah he's a submarine gay

by Kingdomman May 13, 2016

submarine

the fallen submarine that got lost in the ocean cuz 5 big dick ass men decided to go on a tour of the titanic!

but now i mean the fhishes r rich and shit.

a boat that has air in it and five men areepissing in the toilet on it submarine

by bojayna July 12, 2023