The act of inserting both hands vertically in the awkward turtle position while rubbing clitoris and chocolate spider with thumbs, then sneakily turn hands 180 degrees and do alligator mouth until it bleeds, immediately following jackhammer powerhouse.
We were lying in her bed right before that hoe screamed "hit me with the shocker 10000 and make it hurt!" So I proceeded to put that cunt in a coma.
by Felix Silversteen July 12, 2011
When a person builds up static electricity by rubbing feet on floor or other means and then kisses her/his partner causing a small electrical shock.
by Rebekah Rosenberg August 22, 2008
a variation of the shocker fingering technique, where one forms the famous "live ling and prosper" sign with one's hand
"so i gave her the shocker last night..."
"dude, you gotta try a trekkie shocker, chicks love it"
"two in the pink, TWO in the stink! why didn't i think of that??"
"dude, you gotta try a trekkie shocker, chicks love it"
"two in the pink, TWO in the stink! why didn't i think of that??"
by trekkie6969 May 24, 2009
When someone on a reality show gets offended, they emphasize it dramatically with a sudden large musical "thump", dead tone of a piano key, or symbol bash. Often accompanied by the person who is offended just seen standing there blanked out in "awe". Get's VERY annoying when used over and over in a show.
Example of a shocker cutscene
Girl 1-Ahh that was an awesome night.
Girl 2-Yeah especially with Dave, we had sex last night.
Girl 1-Oh? Cause Dave told me that I was better.
-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 2 just stares in shock-
Girl 2-Well he told me that you smelled!
-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 1 just stares in shock-
Girl 1-Ahh that was an awesome night.
Girl 2-Yeah especially with Dave, we had sex last night.
Girl 1-Oh? Cause Dave told me that I was better.
-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 2 just stares in shock-
Girl 2-Well he told me that you smelled!
-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 1 just stares in shock-
by Gigafrost March 23, 2009
a shocker is were a man (male person) stickes his fingers into his bellend called a (docking) well shitting in the bed.
shitter + docker = shocker :)
shitter + docker = shocker :)
My friend aaron came into college and told everyone about his shitty ass docking... so we called it a name
Shocker (SD)
Unlucky for aaron he was the owner of this name and claimed it when he did it!!
the only person who would even try it what a Shocker!!
Shocker (SD)
Unlucky for aaron he was the owner of this name and claimed it when he did it!!
the only person who would even try it what a Shocker!!
by rick stane June 10, 2008
by ShaneD August 04, 2006
by tommy diaz February 17, 2009