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Rip the Rod

Nigga let’s rip the rod
by JoeMarks June 14, 2019
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rod lover

A guy who likes rods up his ass
Hey rod lover you want my rod up your ass
by Slurped buttface September 21, 2023
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ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse
Hey baby, come ride the rod.
by madam curious December 11, 2013
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douche rod

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
mugGet the douche rodmug.

rod of masculinity

how is your rod of masculinity feeling right now
by rod of love May 2, 2012
mugGet the rod of masculinitymug.

Rod-a-thon

(v.) The act of having sex multiple times, as fast, fierce, and satisfying as possible. Basically, it's having several awesome quickies.

Pronounced: Rod-a-thon, like Marathon.
Dude, I made Michelle do a rod-a-thon last night, it was so boss.
by Z$mayne March 14, 2010
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Bullet Rod

Term for schools in the United States. Like a lightning rod, except for bullets.
Dang dude, isn't your neighborhood pretty dangerous?

Nah I live around the corner from a bullet rod so I don't have to worry about getting shot.
by Wet cardboard May 10, 2018
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