Cross-Examine the Parrot

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

PARROTING

A person who squawks and buawks what there here, because they can't think or do there own due diligence

I was was talking to this person on social media and they kept PARROTING what there here

by DaddyHeman September 21, 2020

root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"

by grishmael July 28, 2024

annoying parrot

Someone Who Won't Fucking Shut Up.

Parrot: KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME, PRETTY BOY! PRETTY BOY! KISS ME! KISS ME! CAWCAW!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING PARROT
Parrot: PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP BITCH

by Annoying Orange101 November 22, 2016

Parrot

Males who say all the right things to females make them believe this relationship means the world to them... then one day they fly away, bop out , vanish

B: what's wrong L
L: I didn't know tobi was a parrot

by SBBB01 November 13, 2017

Parrot lady

The strange one that walks around the public square in camolflage pants amongst otherwise happy and peaceful people, barkibg at them from a dark and obscured by plain sight kind of place. Often has a nickname like Zeus the Almighty or Hera the Almighty.

Not even the parrot lady or Santa Claus could catch a break this holiday season, they both got dragged from the public square and locked up. She might have somebody shot for saying that (or even get her own hands dirty this time, since action and danger seem to be what she craves as much as attention or money/power).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015