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Monday Misery

When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery
*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time
by Jeramuse December 11, 2021
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Goosemeat monday

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s
Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday
by eddy051705 January 23, 2022
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Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021
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cyber monday

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online
Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.
by nina541 November 30, 2010
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sunday mondays

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often
kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.
by airfives February 15, 2010
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Haircut Monday

The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.
Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!
by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009
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Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.
"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied
by DancingWhale December 1, 2010
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