Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

by otterberry September 30, 2011

do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

mix-n-match dinner

the result when there isn't enough of the main dinner item for the whole family, so the meal is supplemented with leftovers and quickie items; also can occur when nobody feels like cooking

I've had a crappy day at work, so why don't we just have a mix-n-match dinner tonight?

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

Cup O'Water in the Face Match

A challenge where the loser must endure a humiliating act in which he / she must have a large glass of cold water thrown into his / her face, by the winner, while a crowd of people watch. This act is usually preceded by a sporting event, or a video game (eg. Madden Football).

Brian: "Why did Jay throw that cup of water into Eric's face?"
Steve: "It was a Cup O'Water in the Face Match, and Jay destroyed him!"

by dags25 September 1, 2009

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

Matching Random Words With Random Definitions

Some one who make up stupid ass words or statements and match them with stupid ass definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "What have had you busy for the last few days?"

Person 2: "Ohh that, it's nothin I'm just Matching Random Words With Random Definitions."

Person 3: "Who the fuck does that, it's retarded!"

Person 1: "I know right."

Person 2:"Fuck you guys!"

by Illiterate_Fuck December 11, 2020

Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

by CPT Ron April 30, 2013