Koala

To wrap yourself in a ball to hide your boner. Very useful strategy in certain scenarios

Jake: how did you hide ur boner from Kim? She’s hot af
Thomas: dude I koalaed

by Frfx god ngl April 30, 2019

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Sexy koala

When your gf has long ass fingernails and scratches up your cock just before sucking you off

"Wtf my girlfriend gave me a sexy koala. Now I have to go see the doctor."

by Mr fridge77 May 31, 2022

Koala Ting

A person who sleeps all the time and is generally lazy.

That koala ting won’t move

by C921114 March 6, 2021

Koala

A person who likes to push people or punch your injuries. Most commonly known as a Koala.

"Hes a koala now stfu"

by Ray asf March 22, 2021

Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.

#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.

by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011

Koalaing

The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes

I had type A diabetes. i tried Koalaing and it really helped!!

by Koalaimg January 16, 2023