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EAS Kiddie

A kid who's in the EAS Community and mainly copies off of other things. They also dickride making fake alerts for countries that don't exist.
eas kiddie: haha lol im gonna copy wxv24 and also make a fake alert for the united states of leo lololol
robin: bro what the fuck
by Adrmpa12 June 28, 2025
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kiddie casino

An arcade with many coin pushers, spinning wheels, claw machines, cut the rope, and other ticket/prize machines but few actual games. Generally these make money off kids trying to win prizes or ticket jackpots and are massive money sinks because of this.
That's not an arcade: it's a kiddie casino.

I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I lost $60 but he got sparkle slime.
by Ten_Toebeans January 25, 2025
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Kiddie Squisher

A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.

On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
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kiddy giddy

A kiddy fiddler that specialises in groaping toddlers.
Ayo bro, stop being a kiddy giddy
by Urban Explorer October 30, 2021
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Kentucky kiddie pool

George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week
by Everybodyleft September 20, 2020
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Kiddie Meth

"Kiddie Meth" is a nickname for Ritalin or Concerata crushed or opened, then snorted, injected, or smoked, the chemical structures ressemblence to meth gives it a similar high.
Lego Yoda: Hmmmmm, Addicted to ritalin i am, snort it, i must.
John: Silly lego yoda, thats kiddie meth you be takin
by LegoYodaFan September 29, 2019
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Kiddy Gurl

A kiddy gurl is like a funny nickname mostly used when speaking to someone you love or someone you care a lot about. You don’t really use it around friends you aren’t close to because it’s sort of an odd term KAK.
Hi Kiddy Gurls!! <3
by xxxkiddygurl November 9, 2018
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